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If I were to suggest that between the Earth and Mars there is a china teapot revolving about the sun in an elliptical orbit, nobody would be able to disprove my assertion provided I were careful to add that the teapot is too small to be revealed even by our most powerful telescopes. But if I were to go on to say that, since my assertion cannot be disproved, it is an intolerable presumption on the part of human reason to doubt it, I should rightly be thought to be talking nonsense. If, however, the existence of such a teapot were affirmed in ancient books, taught as the sacred truth every Sunday, and instilled into the minds of children at school, hesitation to believe in its existence would become a mark of eccentricity and entitle the doubter to the attentions of the psychiatrist in an enlightened age or of the Inquisitor in an earlier time.
Bertrand Russell British philosopher and logician 1872 - 1970

1872 - 1970
But to us, probability is the very guide of life.
Joseph Butler English bishop and philosopher 1692 - 1752

1692 - 1752
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
Abraham Lincoln President of the United States from 1861 to 1865 1809 - 1865

1809 - 1865
The little stupid differences are nothing next to the big stupid similarities.
Matt Warburton Television writer and producer born 1978

Bart Simpson on religions : The Simpsons: Season 16, episode 21

born 1978
Bart Simpson on religions : The Simpsons: Season 16, episode 21
Bristow reasons; Bristow quickens; aaaaah Bristow!
Sid Waddell British sports commentator 1940 - 2012

Darts Commentary

1940 - 2012
Darts Commentary
History, n. An account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.
Ambrose Bierce American editorialist, journalist, short story writer, fabulist, and satirist 1842 - 1914

Bierce, A. (1906). The cynic's word book. New York: Doubleday, Page, & Company.

1842 - 1914
Bierce, A. (1906). The cynic's word book. New York: Doubleday, Page, & Company.
Nobody listens to mathematicians.
Carl Sagan American astrophysicist, cosmologist and author 1934 - 1996

Cosmos (1980)

1934 - 1996
Cosmos (1980)
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.
Dr. Seuss American children's author and cartoonist 1904 - 1991

1904 - 1991
Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all those who live without love.
J. K. Rowling English author born 1965

Albus Dumbledore : Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

born 1965
Albus Dumbledore : Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Some people think that if their opponent plays a beautiful game, it’s OK to lose. I don’t. You have to be merciless.
Magnus Carlsen Norwegian chess player born 1990

born 1990
The notion ‘grammatical’ cannot be identified with ‘meaningful’ or ‘significant’ in any semantic sense. Sentences (1) and (2) are equally nonsensical, but...only the former is grammatical. (1) Colourless green ideas sleep furiously. (2) Furiously sleep ideas green colourless.
Noam Chomsky American linguist and activist born 1928

born 1928
The Answer to the Great Question Of Life, the Universe and Everything is… Forty-two
Douglas Adams British science fiction writer and humorist 1952 - 2001

Deep thought- The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy ‘‘Fit the Fifth’’ (radio program) (1978)

1952 - 2001
Deep thought- The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy ‘‘Fit the Fifth’’ (radio program) (1978)
It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.
Mark Twain American author and humorist 1835 - 1910

1835 - 1910
Mr Twit was a twit. He was born a twit. And, now at the age of sixty, he was a bigger twit than ever.
Roald Dahl British writer and poet 1916 - 1990

The twits

1916 - 1990
The twits
Let children learn about different faiths, let them notice their incompatibility, and let them draw their own conclusions about the consequences of that incompatibility. As for whether they are ‘valid,’ let them make up their own minds when they are old enough to do so.
Richard Dawkins English ethologist, evolutionary biologist and author born 1941

The God Delusion

born 1941
The God Delusion
The present contains nothing more than the past, and what is found in the effect was already in the cause.
Henri Bergson French philosopher 1859 - 1941

1859 - 1941
Speak of the moderns without contempt, and of the ancients without idolatry.
Lord Chesterfield 18th-century British statesman and man of letters 1694 - 1773

1694 - 1773
Poetry is: a classifying, a botanizing, a voracity of contemplation, a pleasure, an indulgence, an infatuation in which the actual is a deft benficence.
Marianne Moore American poet 1887 - 1972

1887 - 1972
Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt.
Richard Feynman American theoretical physicist 1918 - 1988

1918 - 1988
His doubts are better than most people’s certainties.
Philip Yorke English lawyer and politician who served as Lord Chancellor 1690 - 1764

On ‘Dirleton’s Doubts’, in James Boswell ‘The Life of Samuel Johnson’ : Knowles, E. (1999). The Oxford dictionary of quotations. Oxford: Oxford University Press.

1690 - 1764
On ‘Dirleton’s Doubts’, in James Boswell ‘The Life of Samuel Johnson’ : Knowles, E. (1999). The Oxford dictionary of quotations. Oxford: Oxford University Press.

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